Vizuina Tapirului

Avizier => De'ale Vizuinei => Topic started by: tapirul on May 10, 2005, 04:26:47 AM

Title: Jobs
Post by: tapirul on May 10, 2005, 04:26:47 AM
bre, am deschis Fortele de Muinca. daca cautati joabe, nu ezitati. Trimiteti cv si scrisoare de intentie la subsemnatu'
semnat: directiunea

PS lu' talpalaru i-am dat un job default
Title: Jobs
Post by: stefan on May 10, 2005, 11:09:38 AM
Am demisionat, dogare (renumeratie mica, dupa buget...). But feel free to get yourself a nice job, maybe you'll get over loosing the dick-measuring contest ;-)
Title: Jobs
Post by: cnicu on May 10, 2005, 12:19:14 PM
Pai bine mai tapire, ma duc sa studiez forta de munca si nu e nici un job liber? Si mai si zice:
You cannot currently be employed
Title: Jobs
Post by: tapirul on May 10, 2005, 04:45:40 PM
pai zi ce job vrei si se face. Cunosc pe tanti de la resurse umane, cu o cutie de bomboane de rezolva
PS pacat, stefane, iti venea jobul ca o manusa.
Title: Jobs
Post by: stefan on May 10, 2005, 04:59:35 PM
No job. No money. No problems.
Title: Jobs
Post by: cnicu on May 10, 2005, 05:06:10 PM
Vreau Director de Spital sau daca e prea lung ramine Director.
Title: Jobs
Post by: magdutz on May 10, 2005, 06:16:32 PM
si mie imi zice ca nu pot fi angajata..de ce? pentru ca sunt blonda? :(
Title: Jobs
Post by: Furnika on May 10, 2005, 06:27:23 PM
Angajez sekretara.
Title: Jobs
Post by: A CERB on May 10, 2005, 06:30:53 PM
lemme guess, goethe, plata in tapiri?
Title: Jobs
Post by: tapirul on May 10, 2005, 10:51:58 PM
yap. Cum ai ghicit?
Magdutz, pai ca in real life, nu po' sa te angajezi singura. Trebe cv, interviu, bani pe dub masa, punga de cafea si pachet de Kent.
Zi ce vrei si te fac.
Title: Jobs
Post by: plure on May 10, 2005, 10:53:46 PM
Scrie
QuoteYou are currently unemployed

Aici a nimerit-o.

Si continua:
QuoteYou cannot be employed at this moment.

Da' de ce?

Ca eu voiam iarasi sa ma fac doctor (vad ca am o idee fixa).
Title: Jobs
Post by: Qvadratus on May 12, 2005, 02:09:20 PM
Joburi pentru pedofili au ? Nu de alta, dar e bine de stiut....
Title: Jobs
Post by: Furnika on May 12, 2005, 03:43:16 PM
Dar blow au?
Title: Jobs
Post by: INDIANUL on May 12, 2005, 04:08:27 PM
cand vad la fiecare "Jobs:unemployed" imi aduce aminte de faza cu amploaiatul lui caragiale. :D